Sarcastic 40th Male Birthday Verse

Hiya!

I am trying to find a 40th birthday verse that is humorous or sarcastic about my uncle's age.

He is always digging at my mum, who is only months older than him, so I wanna get my own back :ph34r:

Can anyone help?

Thanks in advance

Love n Kisses

Kim :)

You know you are getting old when the hair on your head stops growing and starts sprouting from your nose
( make your own card and add a custom caption. )
by the way were you looking to source a ready made one or make your own?