My finished toilet card!!!!

[cheekymole]

and have a guess at the words inside!

[cal]

OOOhhh well done that looks great and well worth the effort you put into it, cant think what words are inside :lol:

[cheekymole]

thanks cal, will keep you all guessing for a little while...

[shopmo]

Love the card, well I do like toilet humour:lol:

On the front it says once a year - the mind boggles as to what is inside:lol:

Maybe I should leave this one alone:lol:

Linda

[valeriepalmer]

Hap "P"y birthday !

[cheekymole]

keep guessing...

[dozeydora]

Another year down the pan?????

[cheekymole]

no,good guess though. Put it like this, it's to give to a man whose wife doesn't like him that much (shame!)

[craftyanne]

This is excellent very lifelike indeed, I cannot hazard a gues as to the sentimnts inside though

[Janecck]

Brilliant card, bet you are flush with success!

[simplyme]

LOL Great card. How about

Happy Birthday to you
Your face looks like poo
You think that I love you?
Guess what, that's not true!

[Lindyloulou]

Great card, cannot imagine what it says inside.

Lynne

[Pango Ban]

Once a year..... and you still make me flush?

X

[Michelles]

and you don't pull my chain

[rugersmum]

fab

has it anything to do with leaving the seat up?

[cheekymole]

Ok I'll tell you, not my choice I might add though

Once a year...

... even s**ts have a birthday!

[silverst170]

Ok I'll tell you, not my choice I might add though

Once a year...

... even s**ts have a birthday!



OH LOL LOL LOL

that is great

x

[maybeebaby1]

LOL soooooooooo funny, is she serious?

[simplyme]

PMSL Cheekymole, thats brill! :lol:

[cheekymole]

LOL soooooooooo funny, is she serious?

Yes, deadly!

[beanpole]

Oh dear. Cards with attitude. I LOVE it!
Think you definitely have a niche market there
Brilliant card.

[cal]

Well thats certainly different :lol:

[shopmo]

I was thinking more along the lines of

You're so full of c**p
that I'd like to do one in your lap!
And leave that lid up one more time
you'll be singing soprano with this rhyme!

Shakesphere eat ya art out :lol:

[cheekymole]

excellent - I'll pass it on!

[Hysteri-CAL]

OMG - I love that card ..... that wife absolutely rocks !!!

[Jackie H]

That is hysterical Cheekymole!

[shopmo]

You're like a star burning bright
Like Uranas, full of sh**e

I have a million of 'em:lol:

[lucylogic]

I think it will say ............... I bet you are flushed with success :lol:

[scousemouse]

OOOhhh scrappers...wot are you like..?????????
rolling laughing here......
thanks for cheering me up !!!
XX
Win

[shopmo]

Some years back my hobby was doing slogan competitions - i.e. I like your baked beans because in 12 words or less etc etc

I had a fair bit of success, but you could guarantee that I could come up with a less than complementary slogan as quick as a hat :lol: - but something told me that I wouldn't win if I told 'em that their product tasted like something the cat had dragged in!!

Your instructions say to boil it
But I wouldn't waste it in my toilet

not exactly what they would be look for eh :lol:

There are not so many of these comps around now, they are mostly text and phone comps, but I keep my hand in by sending cards to my friends who love to be abused by me:lol:

[silverst170]

I was thinking more along the lines of

You're so full of c**p
that I'd like to do one in your lap!
And leave that lid up one more time
you'll be singing soprano with this rhyme!

Shakesphere eat ya art out :lol:

OMG

how do you think of them pmsl

x

[simplyme]

PMSL at all the alternatives.

[TINA]

LOL ...I will be thinking of wording for this all day
Tee